Sunday, April 27, 2008

A Growing list of My Favorite Names for Things

1.) Dog named "Black Lion"
2.) Compact car named "G. I. Go"
3.) Girl named Galatea Dunkel
4.) Fruit named "orange"
5.) Bums as "gentleman of the road"
6.) Bums as "Bums"
7.) Anything that can be perverted into a sexual connotation... Such as "Bum"
8.) Kid named "Crusty"
9.) Lawyers as "Esquire" (Just plain stupid)
10.) A Second job as "Moonlighting"
11.) Town named Lick Fork, Virginia
12.) "Diphthong"
14.) Anything as "Urban Legend"
15.) Band name "String Cheese Incident"
16.) Restaurants named "Joe's"
17.) "Bungalow"
18.) (There will be more at a later, non-specified date)