Twofer Hump Day

five things that are not funny but want to be
1.) talk show interviews
2.) that guy in your class
3.) two and a half men
4.) geico commercials
5.) drunk people

five things that are funny but we wish weren't
1.) drunk people
2.) stephen colbert
3.) racist jokes
4.) puns
5.) your face

under-appreciated/underestimated

1.) internet comics
2.) yogurt
3.) the . dodos
4.) tim robbins
5.) things that look like other things

five more rock solid truths

1.) there are two versions of every song: the one sung, and the one spoken sarcastically, smugly, and irrelevantly in normal conversation
2.) time is the leading cause of depression
3.) a loud and friendly fart will ruin every argument immediately
4.) legal terms all sound like sophisticated sexual innuendo
5.) rocks are solid objects.