Words and Phrases I Don't Use Nearly Enough

:: High Tide Tidings (I overheard this the other day coming from this warbled, scraggly looking old man. He had a lot of tattoos so you know he's an authority on cool sayings...Whether they make sense or not.)

:: Jungle Boogie (Get down with the get down)

:: Collateral (2004 dreamworks SKG/Paramount Pictures American action/thriller film directed by Michael Mann and written by Stuart Beattie)

:: Phlebotomy (The process of taking blood from the body by way of needle, but yes you can refer to ex-girlfriends as phlebotomists for all the life they sucked out of you)

:: Discombobulate (Undo the bobulating)

:: Colloquial (With loquiality)

:: Masticate (To chew food...while you play with yourself)

:: Eschew Obfuscations (To avoid making confusing something that may have been confusing to begin with but possibly unavoidable and you're unaware of how to avoid the confusion)

:: Penultimate (That kick ass fountain pen that's like $200 dollars at Staples. It writes upside down for crying out loud!)

:: "Arrrrrr" (Pirate for...anything really. I suppose it's more of a filler, like 'um' or 'fo shizzle')

Ingredients For a Thursday Night

:: 12 bottles (that's 12 fluid ounces a piece) chilled domestic beer. I like my buzz watered down and metalic
:: 3 homemade chicken fajitas (Expect a wicked case of acid reflux and enough farts to power a gas stove.)
:: 12 dollars of midnight movie madness (pirates of the caribbean came out tonight. Hooray for pirates!)
:: 2 hours of Mario Cart (it doesn't matter which version or for what system--Mario Cart is the cure to the Thursday night blues.)
:: 1 very, very comfortable bed
:: A bathroom close by... Damn those fajitas!!