1.) Print 300 pictures of myself in different colors, poses, and sizes to leave in random places around the apartment for John (my roommate) to find throughout the next few months.
2.) Fill Kitchen cabinets with hundreds of ping pong balls and simply step away to let the magic happen the next time John needs a glass of water or a can of beans.
3.) Move all of John's furniture from his bedroom into the living room while simultaneously moving everything from the living room into his bedroom. (I'm afraid he won't move it back and will begin sleeping in the living room)
4.) Somehow create life-size cardboard cutouts and posters of myself to hide under his bed sheets, hang in his shower, and stuff into his closet (this may go hand in hand with number 1)
5.) Convince him he is under investigation by the FBI for downloading music over the internet.
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