Reasons I'm rethinking my mother's day gift

1.) She told me not to get her anything... and I'm beginning to think that mother is always right.
2.) Address book? Seriously? I mean, really?
3.) Irony of giving my mother an empty address book the day after I graduate college with no place to go.
4.) Flowers are pretty. Moleskin and alphabetized, lined paper is not.
5.) An address book? c'mon!