What I do at my new (and first) job fresh out of college

1.) Empty trash
2.) Walk around briskly so as to look important
3.) Adjust my tie
4.) Check trash cans
5.) Fill in blanks
6.) File bulky files into file cabinet with other files...
7.) Look into trash cans and judge when they will need to be emptied in the not-too-distant future
8.) Spin around very very fast in my desk chair
9.) Loosen tie
10.) Write this
11.) Make lists of people I should call
12.) Day dream of office innovations
13.) Empty trash