Thursday, June 12, 2008

five fake advertising slogans for my local college radio station

1.) "WUVT: Perfecting the long, static-y, awkward pause since 1962"
2.) "WUVT: If you give a kid some pot, he's going to want a microphone... And vinyl records."
3.) "WUVT: You'll love the sound of our voice almost as much as we do."
4.) "WUVT: We don't know the name of that last band either."
5.) "WUVT: Talking heads, every hour, on the hour."

Bonus: "WUVT: Your source for the monotone, grainy, and slightly off key live version of all your favorite songs you've never heard."

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