1.) Why does the letter G get to be J if it wants, and then J becomes an H? we just loose H? Did it go somewhere or die or evaporate? Isn't anyone concerned? We loose a letter and no one cares? No one feels wronged, a letter and a small piece of yourself missing? We need to find it. We need to send out a searcH party... OH tHere it is. WHew! How could we live witHout you, H? How indeed.
2.) Why would an actress buy crack? Can't she afford cocain?
3.) Why does my KC Masterpiece BBQ Sauce think I listen to Tim McGraw? And why does it assume that I want to see him in concert, or while I'm eating.
4.) How's my driving?
5.) Why do I love the VH1-coined hybrid word "Celeb-Reality?"
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