five things that say a lot about me

1.) the momentS that i cHoose to use capItal letTers
2.) the fact that I still often say resume (with emphasis on the U) and not resume' (emphasis on the E that sounds like an A) because I won't be told what to do by a floating piece of punctuation. I live by no one's grammar but my own. I'm a rebel without a clause.
3.) the books that are not on my shelf, but on my floor
4.) the jokes I like to tell over and over and over again
5.) the lyrics I be spittin