five things that make me feel silly

1.) tequila
2.) the word "winningest"
3.) tucked-in tee-shirts
4.) disco music
5.) patriotism

five things I don't realize I'm doing until it's too late

1.) feeling smug
2.) ogling
3.) insulting someone's intelligence
4.) drinking too much
5.) procrastinating

Twofer Hump Day

five things that are not funny but want to be
1.) talk show interviews
2.) that guy in your class
3.) two and a half men
4.) geico commercials
5.) drunk people

five things that are funny but we wish weren't
1.) drunk people
2.) stephen colbert
3.) racist jokes
4.) puns
5.) your face