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This is what you shall do; find pride in what and who you are, respect experience, love conservatively but care generously, devour knowledge, communicate, remember truth, recognize lies, know the difference, organize your thoughts, question every answer, hate all kinds of hate and nothing else, take what is offered, give what is asked, smile in your sleep, create, forgive those who ask to be forgiven, forgive those who do not, provide solutions, seek improvements, use information, help, recognize everyone and everything around you, humble yourself before greater things, contrast but never compare, breathe deeply, speak openly, see clearly, and your head shall be heavy and your thoughts will live longer than your life.

hard to break habits

1) laughing out of sympathy
2) staying up past midnight
3) beer
4) exaggerated and clearly audible yawns
5) sniffing fingers all day after cutting up onions
6) making lists that are longer than five points
7) ignoring people that make me uncomfortable
8) using the word "awesome" and the phrase "right on" when i have noting else to say
9) capitalizing the word "i"
10) assuming things
11) scab picking
12) internet social networking (a lot like scab picking)
13) talking during movies that aren't in theaters
14) House, Scrubs, CSI, Law and Order, and The Office
15) not using a coaster
16) selfishness
17) sleeping on my stomach
18) living beyond my means
19) using curse words that you don't consider curse words
20) introducing people by their nickname
21) air conditioning
22) midnight snack
23) reading newspaper articles from the end to the beginning
24) using commas, way too much
25) lip biting
26) procrastination
27) pessimism
28) ignorance
29) saying "you too" at inappropriate moments, like when a waiter says "enjoy your meal" or a friend says "feel better"
30) staring blankly into space

five creative blog titles I'll never use

1.) black and blue and read all over
2.) bucket list
3.) comma chameleon
4.) status quote
5.) check this shit out