five idioms that would make great autobiography titles

what's an idiom?

1) to make a long story short
2) son of a gun
3) no room to spin a cat
4) let bygones be
5) like a chicken with its head cut off

five new names for my book that hasn't been written

1) no (dust)jacket required
2) because i could
3) this is about you
4) platitudes with attitude
5) clever title