five things I learned from bumper stickers

1) one in five drivers is also a scuba diver
2) everyone has been to the outer banks
3) Calvin may have a bladder problem
4) offensive things are less offensive when they rhyme
5) a lot of people don't understand the term "resale value"

five creative blog titles I'll never use

1.) black and blue and read all over
2.) bucket list
3.) comma chameleon
4.) status quote
5.) check this shit out