when less is a good thing and more is a nightmare
1) roommates
2) disney channel
3) bumper stickers
4) nose hair
5) celebrity news
Showing posts with label celebrity. Show all posts
Showing posts with label celebrity. Show all posts
Monday, September 29, 2008
Saturday, September 27, 2008
five more jobs I wish I had
1) t.v. doctor
2) jello test taster
3) lighthouse keeper
4) celebrity fragrance producer
5) Jared
2) jello test taster
3) lighthouse keeper
4) celebrity fragrance producer
5) Jared
Thursday, September 11, 2008
five ironic futures that will never happen
1) Ron Paul becomes the first President to ever win an election as a "write-in candidate"
2) Google becomes its own nation, builds an army of ridiculous robots, and takes over the world by force while repeatedly screaming "I'm feeling lucky!"
3) Scientists discover that marijuana is the cure for cancer, HIV, diabetes, and hangovers, but put off telling the world until after finishing an episode of Family Guy
4) Bill Gates de-invents the internet just to show everyone that he can
5) Britney Spears gets the last laugh
2) Google becomes its own nation, builds an army of ridiculous robots, and takes over the world by force while repeatedly screaming "I'm feeling lucky!"
3) Scientists discover that marijuana is the cure for cancer, HIV, diabetes, and hangovers, but put off telling the world until after finishing an episode of Family Guy
4) Bill Gates de-invents the internet just to show everyone that he can
5) Britney Spears gets the last laugh
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