instances when less is (gag) more

when less is a good thing and more is a nightmare

1) roommates
2) disney channel
3) bumper stickers
4) nose hair
5) celebrity news

five things that annoy me the most

1) talk radio
2) paula dean
3) fruit flies
4) my roommate's girlfriend's voice when I'm trying to take a nap
5) unibrows

five things that defined my weekend

and I wish hadn't

1) personal pan pizzas
2) a sick roommate
3) four kegs
4) stale ultra-light cigarettes
5) the internet