five idioms that would make great autobiography titles

what's an idiom?

1) to make a long story short
2) son of a gun
3) no room to spin a cat
4) let bygones be
5) like a chicken with its head cut off

five things that make you wonder if its creator was on drugs

1) lolcats
2) the many worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics (even more questionable: the many-minds theory)
3) planet earth the series
4) giant t.v. remotes
5) planet earth the thing