five miserable fake ayn rand titles

1) atlas hugged
3) atlas was drugged
4) chat list unplugged
4) prometheus sighed
5) the found in bed

things that cause me to instantly lose respect for the person associated with it

1) toupees
2) laser pointers
3) romance novels
4) segways
5) obsessions
6) food on face
7) vests worn without a suit
8) chain-letters
9) very long fingernails
10) bad ideas

four fake words and one useless one

1) snowvember
2) horrorscope
3) sparkitecture
4) gubernatorial
5) chinpossible

best fake father figures

1) gene hackman
2) darren mcgavin
3) robin williams
4) chevy chase
5) sean connery

five fake things I wish were real

1.) The Olympics
2.) Jurassic Park
3.) any one of these
4.) these, too
5.) US Diplomacy

five fake a cappella group names

1.) flat trick
2.) eureka pella
3.) the clefhangers
4.) kickin bass and takin notes
5.) eight guys doing something they'll brag about for a long long ridiculously long time