when less is a good thing and more is a nightmare
1) roommates
2) disney channel
3) bumper stickers
4) nose hair
5) celebrity news
Showing posts with label twofer. Show all posts
Showing posts with label twofer. Show all posts
Monday, September 29, 2008
instances when less is (not) more
when less is, without a doubt, less
1) teeth
2) potential
3) natural resources
4) time
5) ice cream
1) teeth
2) potential
3) natural resources
4) time
5) ice cream
Monday, September 22, 2008
make it a three-fer
five political things that make me blink
1) I guess it's obvious which party controls (most of) the internet. Although, what made me blink was the inclusion of the "bonus video." Seriously?
2) He makes a few good points... kinda. I mean he's an actor, so I guess that means we should sort of pay attention... right? Where's Tom Cruise's opinion anyway?
3) All I could think about was "his shirt is way too big!"
4) November is going to be nuts... doesn't matter who wins
5) It's hard to remember sometimes, as we get caught up in Obama-land, that there's another side to the election. My grandmother and aunt send me plenty of closed-minded and down right racist emails on a daily basis bent at appealing to my "if not this, then must be that" sensibility. If I'm for Obama, then I'm against Iraqi freedom and our military. And if I'm against the military, then I'm anti-American and unpatriotic. If I'm anti-American, then I'm Satan. Thus, McCain must be president. I just had mental flashes of the Scarlet Letter and Animal Farm (the curse of an English major). Some of the emails I've received from family members have made me downright sick. I guess they have their point and their right, as do several hundred thousand other Americans. I just hope that, as I grow older, I don't lose my ability to stay open-minded and considerate of all the factors that sit on top of Washington, DC. I hope I'm never sending my kids and grandkids intolerant and offensive emails... But perhaps tradition, like stereotypes, exists beyond our control...
1) I guess it's obvious which party controls (most of) the internet. Although, what made me blink was the inclusion of the "bonus video." Seriously?
2) He makes a few good points... kinda. I mean he's an actor, so I guess that means we should sort of pay attention... right? Where's Tom Cruise's opinion anyway?
3) All I could think about was "his shirt is way too big!"
4) November is going to be nuts... doesn't matter who wins
5) It's hard to remember sometimes, as we get caught up in Obama-land, that there's another side to the election. My grandmother and aunt send me plenty of closed-minded and down right racist emails on a daily basis bent at appealing to my "if not this, then must be that" sensibility. If I'm for Obama, then I'm against Iraqi freedom and our military. And if I'm against the military, then I'm anti-American and unpatriotic. If I'm anti-American, then I'm Satan. Thus, McCain must be president. I just had mental flashes of the Scarlet Letter and Animal Farm (the curse of an English major). Some of the emails I've received from family members have made me downright sick. I guess they have their point and their right, as do several hundred thousand other Americans. I just hope that, as I grow older, I don't lose my ability to stay open-minded and considerate of all the factors that sit on top of Washington, DC. I hope I'm never sending my kids and grandkids intolerant and offensive emails... But perhaps tradition, like stereotypes, exists beyond our control...
It's another twofer fer twoday
five words I aim to use more often because they make me feel good
1) gratis
2) incumbent
3) strudel
4) jolly
5) pardon
five words I never want to hear again because they make me feel gross
1) blogosphere
2) economy
3) adult
4) wikiality
5) rent
1) gratis
2) incumbent
3) strudel
4) jolly
5) pardon
five words I never want to hear again because they make me feel gross
1) blogosphere
2) economy
3) adult
4) wikiality
5) rent
Friday, August 15, 2008
yet yet again again with with the the twofer
five things that I like to be
1.) asleep
2.) entertained
3.) proud
4.) this tall to ride
5.) right
five things I don't like to be
1.) awake
2.) itchy
3.) third
4.) late
5.) right
By the way, this is my favorite website right now
1.) asleep
2.) entertained
3.) proud
4.) this tall to ride
5.) right
five things I don't like to be
1.) awake
2.) itchy
3.) third
4.) late
5.) right
By the way, this is my favorite website right now
Wednesday, July 9, 2008
Twofer Hump Day
five things that are not funny but want to be
1.) talk show interviews
2.) that guy in your class
3.) two and a half men
4.) geico commercials
5.) drunk people
five things that are funny but we wish weren't
1.) drunk people
2.) stephen colbert
3.) racist jokes
4.) puns
5.) your face
1.) talk show interviews
2.) that guy in your class
3.) two and a half men
4.) geico commercials
5.) drunk people
five things that are funny but we wish weren't
1.) drunk people
2.) stephen colbert
3.) racist jokes
4.) puns
5.) your face
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