five things to beware of

1) dog
2) doug
3) greeks bearing gifts
4) shamwow imitators
5) advice

five things in my room that I don't think I need anymore... nor ever did

1) 35 mph speed limit sign
2) pack of floppy disks
3) sigmund freud action figure
4) rubber ink stamp with the phrase "Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."
5) three of my four "complete collections" of shakespeare