five things that offend me

1) keanu reeves
2) places that say they're not hiring but that they're accepting applications
3) bad breath
4) facebook suggesting people it thinks I should be friends with
5) fiscal policy

hard to define transitions

1) the temperature between yummy coffee and dark, acidic water
2) the space between being complete strangers and being friends: "friengers"
3) age 22 to 27: an old dick to your younger friends and a young asshole to your older ones
4) the moment you realize you are wrong
5) the area between a coherent and accurate memory and a fuzzy and questionable image that could have been a dream

five things I had hoped this blog would do but hasn't

1.) become popular among friends and family and strangers
2.) sort out the random and incomplete thoughts that run through my everyday bullshit at the most inconvenient times
3.) decide for me what it is, exactly, that I'm supposed to do next
4.) catalogue my progression from young and inexperienced to not-so-young and inexperienced
5.) improve my grammar