five things I learned from bumper stickers

1) one in five drivers is also a scuba diver
2) everyone has been to the outer banks
3) Calvin may have a bladder problem
4) offensive things are less offensive when they rhyme
5) a lot of people don't understand the term "resale value"

instances when less is (gag) more

when less is a good thing and more is a nightmare

1) roommates
2) disney channel
3) bumper stickers
4) nose hair
5) celebrity news