five things for which there are appropriate times

1) stereotypes
2) bragging
3) raw meat
4) secrets
5) resignation

instances when less is (not) more

when less is, without a doubt, less

1) teeth
2) potential
3) natural resources
4) time
5) ice cream

five more rock solid truths

1.) there are two versions of every song: the one sung, and the one spoken sarcastically, smugly, and irrelevantly in normal conversation
2.) time is the leading cause of depression
3.) a loud and friendly fart will ruin every argument immediately
4.) legal terms all sound like sophisticated sexual innuendo
5.) rocks are solid objects.