five things that fade away

1. the fear itself
2. flashlights when you need them most
3. that "new car" smell
4. yellow highlighters
5. 80's haircuts

things that cause me to instantly lose respect for the person associated with it

1) toupees
2) laser pointers
3) romance novels
4) segways
5) obsessions
6) food on face
7) vests worn without a suit
8) chain-letters
9) very long fingernails
10) bad ideas

instances when less is (gag) more

when less is a good thing and more is a nightmare

1) roommates
2) disney channel
3) bumper stickers
4) nose hair
5) celebrity news

five things that annoy me the most

1) talk radio
2) paula dean
3) fruit flies
4) my roommate's girlfriend's voice when I'm trying to take a nap
5) unibrows

ten things I have done since my last post

It's been a while.

1.) had a birthday
2.) scaled a mountain
3.) learned something new
4.) gotten a second job
5.) come up with a new emoticon for sanguine [:<≠>
6.) gotten mad at myself for not doing something more often
7.) ate raw oysters
8.) gotten two haircuts
9.) started eating meat again
10.) laughed at someone