five things that have been given a bad rap

whether they deserved it or not

1) tobacco
2) tomatoes
3) puns
4) hipsters
5) poets

(i feel bad for hipsters who use lots of puns in their poetry and read them aloud while smoking cigarettes. and tomatoes)

five euphemisms

for barf:
1.) laugh lung butter
2.) technicolor yodel
3.) call for huey
4.) burping bits
5.) go to europe with ralph and earl in a buick

for diarrhea
1.) liquidated assets
2.) brewing hot chocolate
3.) Drippidy Doo Da
4.) pour some coffee
5.) tomatoes are evil