five things i don't like about christmas

haven't posted in a while. whoops.

1) wanting snow that never comes
2) santa hats (they make my ears hot)
3) diva christmas music that amounts basically to yodeling over top of 'silver bells' (jessica simpson, you're done! please)
4) late night drunken family games
5) indigestion

five things people lie about

1) exercise
2) experience
3) controlled substances
4) sex
5) family

five things I had hoped this blog would do but hasn't

1.) become popular among friends and family and strangers
2.) sort out the random and incomplete thoughts that run through my everyday bullshit at the most inconvenient times
3.) decide for me what it is, exactly, that I'm supposed to do next
4.) catalogue my progression from young and inexperienced to not-so-young and inexperienced
5.) improve my grammar