Showing posts with label parallel. Show all posts
Showing posts with label parallel. Show all posts

Sunday, March 29, 2009

listograph

This is what you shall do; find pride in what and who you are, respect experience, love conservatively but care generously, devour knowledge, communicate, remember truth, recognize lies, know the difference, organize your thoughts, question every answer, hate all kinds of hate and nothing else, take what is offered, give what is asked, smile in your sleep, create, forgive those who ask to be forgiven, forgive those who do not, provide solutions, seek improvements, use information, help, recognize everyone and everything around you, humble yourself before greater things, contrast but never compare, breathe deeply, speak openly, see clearly, and your head shall be heavy and your thoughts will live longer than your life.

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Five more rock solid, solid as a rock, rock-on, rolling rock, knock on rock, solidified, truthy truths

1.) Anything can sound profound if you parallel the subject with its opposite: "what goes up, must come down;" "one man's treasure is another man's trash;" "if it doesn't kill you, it makes you stronger;" "mo' money, mo' problems."
2.) Yelling "GO! GO! GO! GO GO!" while pumping a fist in the air can get someone to do anything.
3.) "That's not change. That's more of the same thing."
4.) A deaf president would make a great president. More hand gestures. Less liability.
5.) The fifth in the list is always supposed to be a "kicker."