five things that are way more personal than we think they should be

1) use of the word "luck"
2) giving directions
3) loading a dishwasher
4) medicine cabinets
5) gas

five more rock solid truths

1.) there are two versions of every song: the one sung, and the one spoken sarcastically, smugly, and irrelevantly in normal conversation
2.) time is the leading cause of depression
3.) a loud and friendly fart will ruin every argument immediately
4.) legal terms all sound like sophisticated sexual innuendo
5.) rocks are solid objects.