five things that annoy me the most

1) talk radio
2) paula dean
3) fruit flies
4) my roommate's girlfriend's voice when I'm trying to take a nap
5) unibrows

five things mentioned during a conversation I'm having right now

1) Walking with bombs
2) freewill as an anti-christian invention
3) Cookie Monster
4) Dr. Dre
5) Riding in the bed of a truck on a highway

Twofer Hump Day

five things that are not funny but want to be
1.) talk show interviews
2.) that guy in your class
3.) two and a half men
4.) geico commercials
5.) drunk people

five things that are funny but we wish weren't
1.) drunk people
2.) stephen colbert
3.) racist jokes
4.) puns
5.) your face