five miserable fake ayn rand titles

1) atlas hugged
3) atlas was drugged
4) chat list unplugged
4) prometheus sighed
5) the found in bed

five generic long-term goals

1) find a job I like, and keep it
2) don't be responsible for, or even a contributing factor to, anyone's death
3) be someone's role model
4) don't go to jail
5) wrestle a clown