things that cause me to instantly lose respect for the person associated with it

1) toupees
2) laser pointers
3) romance novels
4) segways
5) obsessions
6) food on face
7) vests worn without a suit
8) chain-letters
9) very long fingernails
10) bad ideas

five things i did the hour before i took the lsat

1) ate a lot of yogurt
2) trimmed my beard
3) cut my finger nails
4) 35 pushups
5) flossed