ten favorite posts of 2008

1) five fake a cappella group names
2) five euphemisms
3) i wish
4) you may be a nerd of my generation if...
5) five grownup thoughts
6) what creativity feels like
7) five things that say a lot about me
8) five voices that floor me
9) ten things I was reminded of from my 15 year old self
10) five things heath ledger most likely did not die from

five things that come in waves

1) ideas
2) a message in a bottle
3) a zombie attack
4) heat
5) sperm whales

cart before the horse

five names for the book I haven't written

1) Seemingly Random Times
2) Hijinks Ensue
3) Things I Swore I'd Remember
4) Naked Sauna Epiphany
5) phiList

things that cause me to instantly lose respect for the person associated with it

1) toupees
2) laser pointers
3) romance novels
4) segways
5) obsessions
6) food on face
7) vests worn without a suit
8) chain-letters
9) very long fingernails
10) bad ideas

five favorite not-so-great songs that you may have forgotten about or never heard at all

1) Body Movin' - beastie boys
2) Superman - goldfinger
3) Dune Buggy - the presidents of the united states of america
4) that song from The Life Aquatic
5) Down Under - men at work

five things I have trouble understanding

1) secret santa
2) why cold beer tastes better than warm beer
3) black lights
4) areolae = nipple frames?
5) neck ties

five things i don't like about christmas

haven't posted in a while. whoops.

1) wanting snow that never comes
2) santa hats (they make my ears hot)
3) diva christmas music that amounts basically to yodeling over top of 'silver bells' (jessica simpson, you're done! please)
4) late night drunken family games
5) indigestion